Their mutual humiliations lead from one contrivance to another until eventually, they go viral and violent, beating each other up like a Cuisinart full of lip gloss. Their laborious attempts to bed this amoral doofus include disco dancing in which a boob falls out, riding in a hot air balloon with a one-eyed pilot, and enough booze and drugs to kill off the Russian air force. Peepers, and badly in need of a haircut, doesn’t faze the two female bimbos, who both reveal their promiscuous natures. The fact that he’s as big of a hunk as Mr. Sometime around the point the movie turns into a commercial for Sheraton Hotels, the girls find themselves at the same lodgings as the fireman, who is on his way to a wedding. Unfortunately, there isn’t one genuine moment of originality or honest humor in The Layover to warrant so much as a ten-dollar budget, and the screenplay, by Lance Krall and David Hornsby, two television sitcom writers from “It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia,” is so stale it reeks like old mackerel. If this is the kind of garbage kids are watching and absorbing with glee today, no wonder the country is in such a mess. In the rest of this deadly fiasco the girls declare war to see who gets Ryan into bed. On the plane they find themselves seated on both sides of a peroxide-blonde firefighter named Ryan (Matt Barr) and it’s lust at first sight. They are supposed to be smart, but the evidence was obviously left at home with their dignities. Kate, the brain-dead brunette, was a school teacher Meg, the brain-dead bottle blonde, sold skin products. Maxing out their credit cards and cashing in their frequent flyer miles, roommates Kate (Alexandra Daddario) and Meg ( Kate Upton) head for Fort Lauderdale looking for action, when a Category 4 hurricane detours their plane to St. Vertical Entertainment/YoutubeĬlueless and insipid, a paralyzing bore called The Layover is more girls-behaving-badly dreck about foxy, broke and recently unemployed bimbos trying to get laid. Subtitle 5.1.A still from The Layover with Kate Upton and Matt Barr.
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